I'm Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don't matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
There still gon' be pictures of my derrière in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me...

I'm Miss bad media karma
Another day another drama
Guess I can't see no harm
In working and being a mama
And with a kid on my arm
I'm still an exception
And you want a piece of me

I'm Mrs. "Lifestyles of the rich and famous"
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. "Oh my God that Britney's Shameless"
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. E"xtra! Extra! this just in"
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. "She's too big now she's too thin"
(You want a piece of me)

I'm Mrs. "You want a piece of me?"
Tryin' and pissin' me off
Well get in line with the paparazzi
Who's flippin' me off
Hopin' I'll resort to some havoc
And end up settlin' in court
Now are you sure you want a piece of me?
(You want a piece of me)

I'm Mrs. "Most likely to get on the TV for strippin' on the streets"
When getting the groceries, no, for real..
Are you kidding me?
No wonder this panic in the industry
I mean, please, do you want a piece of me?

I'm Mrs. "Lifestyles of the rich and famous"
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. "Oh my God that Britney's Shameless"
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. "Extra! Extra! this just in"
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. "She's too big now she's too thin"
(You want a piece of me)

I'm Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don't matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
There still gon' be pictures of my derrière in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece, piece of me...

You want a piece of me?

I'm Mrs. "Lifestyles of the rich and famous"
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. "Oh my God that Britney's Shameless"
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. "Extra! Extra! this just in"
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. "She's too big now she's too thin"
(You want a piece of me)

I'm Mrs. "Lifestyles of the rich and famous"
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. "Oh my God that Britney's Shameless"
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. "Extra! Extra! this just in"
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. "She's too big now she's too thin"
(You want a piece of me)

Oh yeah
You want a piece of me