I'm Miss American Dream since I was seventeen
Don't matter if I step on the scene or sneak away to the Philippines
They still gon put pictures of my derriére in the magazine
You-want-a-piece-of-me?
You want a piece of me?

I'm Miss Bad-media-karma another day another drama
Guess I can't see the harm in working and being a mama
And with a kid on my arm I'm still an exceptional earner
You-want-a-piece-of-me?

I'm Mrs Lifestyles of the rich and famous
You want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs Oh my god that Britney's shameless
You want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs Extra-Extra this just in
You want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs She's too big now she's too thin
You want a piece of me?

I'm Mrs You want a piece of me tryin' and pissin' me off
Well get in line with the paparazzi who's flippin' me off
Hopin' I'll resort to some havoc and end up settlin' in court
Now-are-you-sure-you-want-a piece-of-me?
You want a piece of me?

I'm Mrs most likely to get on TV for slippin' on the streets when gettin' the groceries
Now for real - are you kidding me?
No wonder this panic in the industry
I mean please... Do-you-want-a-piece-of-me?

I'm Mrs Lifestyles of the rich and famous
You want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs Oh my god that Britney's shameless
You want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs Extra-Extra this just in
You want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs She's too big now she's too thin
You want a piece of me?

I'm Miss American Dream since I was seventeen
Don't matter if I step on the scene or sneak away to the Philippines
They still gon put pictures of my derriére in the magazine
You-want-a-piece-of-me?
You want a piece, piece of me?
You want a piece of me?

I'm Mrs Lifestyles of the rich and famous
You want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs Oh my god that Britney's shameless
You want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs Extra-Extra this just in
You want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs She's too big now she's too thin
You want a piece of me?

I'm Mrs Lifestyles of the rich and famous
You want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs Oh my god that Britney's shameless
You want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs Extra-Extra this just in
You want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs She's too big now she's too thin
You want a piece of me?

Piece of me... You want a piece of me?