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  • Britney belongs on that list far more than people like Sarah Palin, the Jonas Bros, and Miley Cyrus. Long before Miley had boobs to fill out her lime green bra that she flashed in her "scandalous" leaked photo, or Sarah Palin's short lived and miseducated ass ran for vice Prez; Britney had created a phenomenon not seen since Madonna. Young girls started wearing belly shirts to expose their navel piercings, drag queens took to tight red catsuits and went heavy on teasing their weaves, and mothers began to cry foul of Britney having a negative influence. Love her or hate her, there is no denying that she has greatly influenced a diverse blend of followers.

  • I want to see "Gimme More" or "Unusual You", have just reduced it to a dancer performance is so wrong on so many levels. I was under the impression this tour was to support her two latest albums "Blackout" and "Circus", thus I can't comprehend why she'd choose to do songs she's done in the past. I can understand having "...Baby, One More Time" becuase it is her first and signature hit, and it's been remixed. "Boys, "Touch of My Hand", "Me Against The Music" (that isn't even done Bollywood style because the song doesn't sound re-worked); all that needs to go. It would be awesome if she re-vamped the setlist to include more songs from "Circus" to replace these other tunes no one really cares to hear. In the segment called "Britney's Hotline", it truly baffles me that she wouldn't include "Phonography" considering the song is pretty much about phone sex (at least that's what I made of it). There's a Duffy cover in here too somewhere, which obviously she be replaced with "Out From Under"


  • Song Title: Radar
    The Story:

    *Following the events in the “Break The Ice” video and in the same Anime format:

    Song Begins:

    A survived clone lies naked in the debris- her hair singed, her right eye missing; the skin around it blackened. A shadowy male figure with glasses finds her, taking her to a dim laboratory to reprogram her. (Confidence is a must…). On a table unconscious, connected to cables; the clone’s hair is cropped into a spiky bob. Her eye replaced with a radar eye-patch, she’s dressed in a black leotard with garters and fishnet stockings, with knee-high stilettos (Edges I like ‘em rough).The shadowed man works frantically, engineering a microchip (A man with a Midas touch), programming the identity of the person he wishes it to seek and destroy. (Intoxicate me I’m a lush) He inserts the chip in her open head. With a spark, her eye opens. Sitting up, pulling free of the cables; she closes her head panel, the radar now activated to seek her target: Britney Spears! Once off the table, she punches the door off as she exits (I don’t think you know).

    Chorus: In a futuristic city, the clone seeks transportation (I’m checking it so hot). A gang sets down around her on hovering motorcycles. Wielding chains and pipes, they approach to attack her. She kicks one in the gut. (And if I notice you) Another lashes at her with a pipe, but is knocked off his feet by her sweep kick. The leader lunges at her with his chain. She wraps it around her wrist, flipping the punk overhead. As she goes to their bikes, she is grabbed from behind (don’t try to debate it). Without moving, she generates electricity in her hands and touches the thug, shocking him to the ground smoking.

    Verse 2: She steals a bike, flying into the city (Interesting sense of style). Racing past billboards bearing Britney’s image, she sees an advertisement for a penthouse casino featuring Britney. She heads to find the real Britney.

    Chorus: At the casino, a Britney-looking singer performs, as waitresses and cigar girls offer drinks and smokes. Crashing her bike through the window sending poker tables flying, she scans the singer who stands terrified on stage. Before the clone reaches her, she’s hit in the face with a tray. She looks up to see one of the cigar girls is Britney in disguise. She tries to kick Britney, but Britney flips over her. It lunges to punch, Britney ducks as her fist goes through a slot machine. While still stuck, she manages to kick Britney back toward the shattered window, knocking off her wig. (I got my eye on you) Britney hits the wall as the clone cartwheels toward her, and pulls her out the window.

    Verse 3: They continue struggling in midair (you can’t shake me), as they near closer to the ground. Britney gets on top before they hit. She opens up its head and becomes angered seeing something she recognizes.

    Chorus: At her apartment, her lover, a bespectacled man types on his laptop. (Wonder if he knows) He’s startled to see Britney inside, heading toward the bedroom. Nervously he closes his laptop; the light from the screen grazes his face to reveal that he’s the one who reprogrammed the clone to destroy her. As he gets up tentatively to go to her, she comes out in lingerie, her hair flowing over her right eye. He brushes her hair from her cheek thinking she is unaware of his double-cross. Britney puts her arms around him. Feeling something moist, he looks at his fingers to see flesh colored make-up. An expression of fear washes across his face, as Britney remains there with her arms tight around him. With his other hand he pulls off a wig to reveal that it’s actually the clone. She kisses him upon his realization; his eyes bulge in terror. Behind him, the clone pushes her self-destruct button in the middle of her thumb and fore finger blowing them up.
    A static TV monitor is shut off, one of many screens viewing other various enemies. The real Britney sits in a chair smiling, her hair pulled back in a ponytail and wearing aviator sunglasses. Having foiled his plot to destroy her, all along he was on her radar.

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