I'm Miss American Dream since I was seventeen,
Don't matter if I step on the scene, or sneak away to the Phillipenes
They still got pictures of my derierre in the magazine (you wana piece of me)
You wana piece of me?
I'm miss bad media karma, another day, another drama
Guess I can't see the harm in workin' and bein' a mama
And with a kid on my arm, I'm an exception, and now you wana piece of me.
I'm misses Lifestyles Of The Rich and Famous (you wana piece of me)
I'm misses Oh My God, That Britney's Shameless (you wana piece of me)
I'm misses Extra, Extra, This Just In (you wana piece of me)
I'm misses She's Too Big, Now She's Too Thin (you wana piece of me)