Gimme 'Smore-Inspired Adult Toys Eyed

Gimme 'Smore-Inspired Adult Toys Eyed

Obscurity, NJ---SexyBack, Ltd's 'Feet Flyin' Up in the Aero' adult toy division would like to engage the imagination of Britney Spears 'over 21' contingent.

"In view of Britney's high-energy focus on more adult-themed subject matter in her new 'Blackout' CD, it makes sense to think about producing novelty items for the adult (XXX) toy market," declared Ribald Stoy, SexyBack's CEO.

"Spears' perfume lines, 'Curious' and 'Fantasy' have simply run out of gas because they're no longer 'in sync' with Britney's dicier image," Stoy propounds. "Since 2003, through her music and accompanying videos, she's made it abundantly clear that she's not a little girl anymore, and that her fans must accept the new realities of her love life, her sexual needs and desires as a young and vibrant divorcee," Stoy adds.

Stoy urges that adult toy novelties are a year-'round seller, and that by virtue of their distinctive nature, collectibles that would prove a huge 'profit center' for the Spears marketing juggernaut.

"Just imagine a relatively simple 'Gimme More'-inspired finger squeeze button-activated seductive Britney doll sliding up and down a barber-motif go go dance club pole. Even without a sound card, that's a sure-fire winner for me," Stoy urges. "Add any sound effects at all, and you've got an adult toy industry hit for all-time!"

"Our business is all about fun, fun, fun, and Britney certainly deserves her fair share," says Stoy.

Stoy notes that his thinking may already be 'having its way' with the pop star's mindset in any event, given her recently-reported in-house 'playroom' and 'playset' (Star magazine, December 10th issue).

"It's a natural extension of her artistry. I can't help but get a rise out of mastering all the possibilities," Stoy exclaimed.

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If Britney can launch a sex toy company of her own with an attractive brand name not necessarily using her own name then I think she would send all men around the world in a tizzy and Anal Toys from her sex toy company will sell millions each day proving to be more successful and popular than she ever has been.

Day Dreamer!!!!

To me it only ads cred to Britney in that she buys and uses adult toys because who does not like to get off? So to me it makes her more down to earth person!

Cant wait to buy it . Guys where there is so many london escorts links ??

Hello, I think that Britney has tones of adult toys, like every "not very good" Eye-wink girl.
It's fun to have and to use them, I know tones of people from London mostly, who cannot live without them - I do not personally think that it's bad, especially if you do not have boyfriend. Eye-wink

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I want to make love to Britney. And don't cake if that would be just sex toy or a Britney-like girl from London escorts. These toys is my chance so bring them on Smiling

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no way dont be pervert Sad

Where can i get one?
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de ninguna manera que denigrante para britney noooo

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I am very interested in what you have written.I think i must be like it,but i don't know where i can get it.Britney's sexy toys,it will be good.
PS:As we all know,China is the king of toys.Thank you for reminding us,24.
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Sound very interesting. There would be a big market for the lookalike toys of course dolls, parts etc - but will she go that far. It would not benefit me anyway - I live in Dubai and Sex Toys are banned (remember to leave them behind when you fly here because the customs officers wont like it!) so I will just stick to Dubai Escorts for now!

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China provides two critical services to the United States. It is a major underwriter of U.S. debt and it is our major supplier of sex toys. According to Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, at the end of 2005, China had $820 billion in U.S. Treasury assets, the second-largest holder of U.S. debt after Japan. The Shanghai Star estimated that China, in 2004, accounted for 70 percent of global sex products -- one can only imagine that its share of the U.S. market is about the same. These two phenomena illustrate how sex is becoming increasingly integrated into the world market economy.

You know I honestly couldnt agree more, britney's gimme more inspired adult sex toys would sell like hot cakes and nothing could beat that. Having britney in your own bedroom , man that could even make you forget about the London Escorts, well it really depends upon the type of britney doll which would be marketed. I know I would be game for one.

jsambora:

hey I would love a Britney, Paris and a Jade Goody adult sex toy though I do really enjoy the real deal a lot more. Infact I frequently use the services of London Escorts whenever Im in the UK and they have many look alikes of Britney and Paris though I havent come across one for Jade Goody yet though I would most definitely love to so lets get those sex toys out Id buy them just to add to my collections, though some of these Female Escorts who are look alikes of these celebs have much better figures so its actually better being with them than with the celebs themselves.

chintubaba:

a britney toy...oooooo......
gettin turned on guys....
can u tell me wen its releading in d stores ...??
eagerly waiting..!!!!!thanx in advance.
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jayr:

No harm in some adult toys i think they are fun, i'd especially be a fan of the uk jade goody one, for now though i'll stick with my london escorts and have my good times with them.

abrosisuk:

Oh god no! If britney releases one we'll get a J-lo one then a paris hilton one (and for all u uk fans- a jade goody one)

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