The first thing I would do is give Britney a big hug and tell her that she is awesome awesome awesome and no matter what she'll always be the best in my book. Then I'd want to just get into a big SUV and drive to Orange County (I'd drive because I don't care if they snap pictures of me threatening to run them over or flipping them off). In the 1.5-2 hour drive, I'd just want to talk to Britney and get to know her as a person--the great person I'm sure she is. Maybe stop somewhere for some Starbucks or something, if Britney wants to.

Once in Orange County, there'd be much fewer paps, and we'd go to lunch in some cute little hole in the wall cafe. Talk some more over lunch, about anything. Then go shopping or get our nails done or whatever other girly things. But most importantly, I just want her to feel relaxed and comfortable, even have some fun. Take a break, spend some time with someone who, I don't know, doesn't want to use her and actually cares about her. Maybe she'd feel safe enough to talk about some of her problems, and that would be really great if she could let it out. I'd want to remind her that she is beautiful and talented, and that no matter what the media and haters say, millions of loyal fans adore her, still, and are more than willing to overlook her little blunders and flaws to accept her as the amazing mortal person she is. I'd let her know how much I admire her for her talent but even more so the strength she shows every day, dealing with the relentless paps and media, a user ex husband, and a world of people who frown at her for being human and making mistakes.

Oh, and I would also remind her to please take better care of herself--not just health wise, but all around, because her life is too beautiful and too important to fall apart.

I looovvee Britney and it really breaks my heart to see her like this, with the media preying on her and so many people scorning her and so many people using her. She really doesn't deserve any of it--no one does. She's had such a hard life and she's work so hard to get where she is, and this, stardom--what should have been a celebration of her tireless efforts has only become a punishment for all the sweat and tears she poured into this life. Poor Britney, all I really want is just to give her a big hug and let her know that people really do understand and sympathize with her, even if it's the people who don't have much of a voice in the media, people she will never know. I really, truly hope things get better for her soon.

<3
-Lena