Obscurity, NJ---SexyBack, Ltd's 'Feet Flyin' Up in the Aero' adult toy division would like to engage the imagination of Britney Spears 'over 21' contingent.

"In view of Britney's high-energy focus on more adult-themed subject matter in her new 'Blackout' CD, it makes sense to think about producing novelty items for the adult (XXX) toy market," declared Ribald Stoy, SexyBack's CEO.

"Spears' perfume lines, 'Curious' and 'Fantasy' have simply run out of gas because they're no longer 'in sync' with Britney's dicier image," Stoy propounds. "Since 2003, through her music and accompanying videos, she's made it abundantly clear that she's not a little girl anymore, and that her fans must accept the new realities of her love life, her sexual needs and desires as a young and vibrant divorcee," Stoy adds.

Stoy urges that adult toy novelties are a year-'round seller, and that by virtue of their distinctive nature, collectibles that would prove a huge 'profit center' for the Spears marketing juggernaut.

"Just imagine a relatively simple 'Gimme More'-inspired finger squeeze button-activated seductive Britney doll sliding up and down a barber-motif go go dance club pole. Even without a sound card, that's a sure-fire winner for me," Stoy urges. "Add any sound effects at all, and you've got an adult toy industry hit for all-time!"

"Our business is all about fun, fun, fun, and Britney certainly deserves her fair share," says Stoy.

Stoy notes that his thinking may already be 'having its way' with the pop star's mindset in any event, given her recently-reported in-house 'playroom' and 'playset' (Star magazine, December 10th issue).

"It's a natural extension of her artistry. I can't help but get a rise out of mastering all the possibilities," Stoy exclaimed.