BRITannica Resigns *April Fool's Joke*
AVRIL 1, 2009, 11:50 am

Dearest B fans,
I'm sorry to say that today is my last day with Britney.com. Some horrid person chose to reveal my identity last night. Seeing as the truth is out, I can no longer bring you exclusive updates and exciting Britney news. It simply would not be the same, now that you know I'm an old, rather large man who sits behind a desk all day obsessing over Britney. I was going to tell you what the new Britney single is and everything, but I am now forbidden to do so. I'm sorry. It's been a pleasure. For one last, final time...
xx♥
BRITannica

UPDATE: Just to clear up any confusion... here in America, we celebrate what is called April Fool's Day on April 1, and we play jokes on people. This was a joke. I'm NOT leaving Britney.com and no one revealed my identity. Not that it matters, but I'm a 27-year-old girl, same as Brit. Sometimes fans speculate that I'm secretly an old guy, which is where the joke stemmed from. Eye-wink So don't worry B fans! I'm not going anywhere. But I'm still not gonna reveal the single... YET. Ha ha he he ha ha HO!

Commentaires for this Blog post

You are so cute

novembre 25, 2009 - 9:33pm — Easter

Thank you for your jokes, it brought me happiness the whole day.
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Shocked at first

novembre 24, 2009 - 12:04am — Middle

My heart stop beating for 5 seconds when I saw the first paragraph, anyway you are very lovely and you joke is creative.
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Hilarious

novembre 4, 2009 - 6:27pm — Damil

I was surprised, because how the heck would an old guy be writing all this stuffs about britney. But I am glad that it is a joke. We shall continue reading your articles.
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octobre 30, 2009 - 1:36am — hasan145301

When I read that, I was so freakin surprised!
Happy to see it was all just fun and games
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Haha, cool..

avril 7, 2009 - 4:01am — BritneyManiac

Nice, little joke.

- Well, not that it matters, but in Denmark we also celebrate April Fool's Day. Laughing out loud !

Lol

avril 4, 2009 - 11:42pm — Daniel371390

Thats a good one Brittanica! Hope to talk to ya sumtime! Daniel

RE!!! :mad:

avril 3, 2009 - 1:14pm — Superstar75

~~~~*RE - spectaclesss???!! _*--*_ LOOG'D? lol
xx.

BRITannica,

avril 3, 2009 - 1:20am — BevGB

I'd still love you even if you were an old man.

Much love!!!

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh MY GOD

avril 3, 2009 - 1:12am — itsdiegobitch

That was a good one, ufffff.

nice ride today

avril 2, 2009 - 7:06pm — Sebastien

HAHAHHA

avril 2, 2009 - 3:06pm — MARIANAXZC

WELL DONE BRITaanica RIGHT NOW IM STILL CONFUSED. BECAUSE HERE IN MEXICO APRIL 1 IS NOT A DAYS FOOL IS 28 OF DECEMBER SOOOO U GOT ME HESITATING RIGHT NOW IF ARE A LOT OF BRITannicas BEHIND THE DESK LOL¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPEN WITH ONE JOKE BUT IT WAS VERY FUNNY ALSO.

U SCARED ME LOL¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

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XOXOXO
ANYWAY WE LOVE U AND SUPPORT U IN ALL¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

Smiling Eye-wink

Brits NEW ALBUM ??????????????????

avril 2, 2009 - 12:23pm — Luan Phelipe

I saw on www.mtv.com
on Britneys page tellin bout Her new album...
called GIRLS ARE ALWAYS RIGHT !

WHAT IS THIS PEOPLE???

IS THIS FOR REAL ??????????????????

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????

lol, good one!

avril 2, 2009 - 10:51am — alexbabs

hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

LOL Love you, sorta got me.

avril 2, 2009 - 9:58am — geckofreak1987

That's great. I totally spaced it was april fools... and then i get on here... dang girl! don't leave LOL.

Then figured it out... LOL U rock!

lmao!

avril 2, 2009 - 9:56am — MichaelStephen

When I read that, I was so freakin surprised!
Happy to see it was all just fun and games

Ha ha hee hee ha ha ho

avril 2, 2009 - 9:12am — emeraldya2002

Ha ha hee hee ha ha ho!! ^^

I revised my English!!

Ha ha hee hee ha ho!! Good joke!! congratulations!! ^^

Kiss!!

From BRITannica...

avril 2, 2009 - 9:06am — BRITannica

Nandoren: Sorry, I didn't think about the fact that everyone doesn't celebrate April Fool's Day... glad you caught on! Smiling

RemixCity: LOL stunner shades! Didn't mean to get ya in a panic haha.

Bloodstone.faery: I don't plan on leavin', so don't you worry!

ToxDuris: You sure about that...? Eye-wink

J.jo: Everyone, add J.jo as a friend!!!

Mallis: LOL, report it as a offensive! Too funny.

Slave4uguy: You know I love you. Eye-wink You have such a kind heart!

Cbunt: No one is next lol, I'm not going anywhere. And that dude is NOT me! haha

Emeraldya2002: Honey, it was a JOKE! No one revealed my identity, I'm not an old man (not that it matters, but I'm a 27-year-old girl, just like Britney) and I'm not leaving Britney.com. It was all a joke, so don't you worry. Smiling Can anyone translate this into French?

ALL of ya: I love you guys! Your messages were very sweet, I don't know what I'd do without YOU either!!! xx♥

Noooooo!!

avril 2, 2009 - 9:03am — emeraldya2002

Hi!!

I'm French girl, excuse me for my bad english.

this personn are horrible, and probably jalous!! this site is very beautiful and fabulous.
I think that you are fabulous too, you are not obssessing, it's a little exagered, you are just passionate and a big fan of Britney like us!!

I dont understand why you don't go on? The physic and age don't importance... Stay with us!! Pleaseeeee!!! Don't resign, take exemple in Britney, she never resign and she is re born like a Phoenix.

You are great, this site it's great!! very very great!! I will miss you!! Smiling

Bye bye!!

You Got me :d

avril 2, 2009 - 7:20am — Britneydbest14

I thought it was tre that you're leaving looool. But then I saw April's Fool loool. Nice one BRITannica!

You Got me :D

avril 2, 2009 - 7:19am — Britneydbest14

SO FUNNY

avril 2, 2009 - 7:11am — luvyaBrit

Hey BRITannica, It's so funny huh? I nearly got tricked. But NEVER. Your words are so real but it was on April 1. Wanna trick??? OH, MAN really funny BRITannica Laughing out loud. I like your sense of humor. Luv u 2!!!

WHOA !

avril 2, 2009 - 6:04am — britjean

IT WAS CREEPY !! YOU GOT ME ! LOLX .. YOU REALLY SCARED ME HUH ?.. BUT IT WAS GREAT ! NICE ONE BRITANNICA .. LOVE U ALL GUYZ ..

♥♥BRITNEY 4EVER

WHO IS THE NEXT?

avril 2, 2009 - 4:38am — CBUNT

WHO IS THE NEXT?BRITannica?
We Will Miss You A Lot...

Britannica, your the greatest

avril 2, 2009 - 3:23am — slave4uguy

I read that, with out thinking that yesterday was april fools day. You had me scared, I was thinking what are we going to do now? Britannica your the greatest on keeping us informed, on Britney Spears news. I thought she can't resighn, britney.com would not be the same with out you. Keep up the great work Britannica. You are the grearest friend, that I or Britney, and the rest of Britney's fans could ever have.

hahahaha

avril 2, 2009 - 1:35am — Chilito

Very Funny Britannica(:

lmaol
the fat guys face is halerious

and then Britney laughing is better♥

ugh!

avril 1, 2009 - 9:47pm — KevinWilliam

Thats EVIL!!! I should report it as offensive... lol.

lol

avril 1, 2009 - 8:12pm — mallis

oh wow.. good one!!!
hahahha i was gonna commet sayin "who cares who u really are we love u!" but i guess it goes without sayin.. Sticking out tongue
KUDOS for this!
XOXO

That was a good one BRIT!!

avril 1, 2009 - 7:48pm — J.jo

I almost believe this rumor it was true.. I was like "Her real identity??, I WANNA SEE!!!" hahaha!!!

Hey guys, add me as a friend here, i wanna meet more britney fans like me, specially if you went to any of her concerts this year.

woah

avril 1, 2009 - 6:59pm — britbrit1

i actually believed u! haha good one =D

so...

avril 1, 2009 - 6:14pm — ToxDuris

Who cares, next single is gonna be Unusual, we all know that xD

BRITANNICA AND MEXICO?

avril 1, 2009 - 4:55pm — tco

WHY DONT U FINALLY TELL US THE MEXICO DATES!!
C'MON!

BRITNEY IN MEXICO!!! POST THE OFFICIAL DATES!!
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OMG I thought it was true

avril 1, 2009 - 3:19pm — i_love_u_brit

aI almost die when I read the post,
If you really resign, we would be totally lost, because nobody can provide us with Britney information as you do.

DARK HUMOR

avril 1, 2009 - 2:46pm — brunabs

I almost fall for this one...! Cruel... but Good!!

We love you BRITannica!!!
Can't wait to know what the next single will be!!

OMG

avril 1, 2009 - 2:29pm — AmoOoN

OMG, u almost got me, but then I realized that it's April 1st !
LOL, so funny

Hahahaha

avril 1, 2009 - 2:11pm — popevo

OMG U ACTUALLY COUGHT ME I BELIEVED NOT CZ IM AN IDIOT LOL Sticking out tongue BUT IT SOUNDED REAL LOL COOL ONE BRITannica

awesome.

avril 1, 2009 - 2:05pm — bloodstone.faery

EPIC April fools joke Laughing out loud

I'm going to be LMAO everytime I open up britney.com today and see that post.

Good one !!!

<3

ps. I don't know what I'd do if you really did resign.. I'd probably go crazy and start stalking Britney for the news and updates you normally provided me. APRIL FOOLS !!! haha I could never stalk Britney, although I was serious about the going crazy part. Never leave us BRITannica !! Neeevvveerrrr !!! lol Love ya !

Damn It

avril 1, 2009 - 2:02pm — Benjy356

You really had me there. I was in disbelief. Oh my God if that was true I'd be so sad. I mean no one can update us with the latest B news like BRITannica!